A typical November 27th, 8th grade conversation: JORDAN: What’s 2 + 2? JOSH: 53 and a half! JAD: …Plus 6 JOSH: …Divided by the square root of 64! JAD: …times the square root of booger!!! JOSH: I’m a genius 49 year old monkey! JORDAN: How many mokeys does it take to screw in a lightbulb JAD: None! They just use their magical brain super powers! JORDAN: No. One to screw it in and the other two to pick at their poop! JORDAN: I know this one kid who was peed on by a tiger. JORDAN: Dude! um, there was this one um… ohhh… what’s it called? Oh yeah. When we were in America we got these Halloween costumes… and it was like this old man… and it was really scary and there was this dog! And we wanted to come over and pet it. And it got so scared that it started to pee in extent of usual! JAD: Possums play dead! JORDAN: I know. That’s disgusting! i LOVE these boys! | 
